Silver Tongue

Feb 05

atheist-xmas:
atheist-xmas:
atheist-xmas:
I hate driving because you have to do everything perfectly as fast as possible or everyone around you will announce their displeasure with airhorns
oh and if you mess up you die and kill a bunch of people at the same time
LITERALLY like disarming a bomb except there’s a peanut gallery watching you and they’ve each got an airhorn and also another bomb
#this sounds like something John mulaney would say
This is one of the nicest compliments I’ve gotten about my writing, and I’ve been reading this post in his syntax ever since I read your tag

(via rockboci)

manywinged:

perhaps you’re right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

(via aeritus)

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perfectlygenericblog:

animeprofilepicfromgoogle:
shes-a-killerqueen:
lady–of–greenwood:
what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock
Don’t forget about this one.
It gets weirder…

(via afallenwolf)

the-sunflower-spaceman:

the-sunflower-spaceman:
the-sunflower-spaceman:
hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it
i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)
people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content
people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style
people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

(via afallenwolf)

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johannesviii:

killyourrdarlingss:
EXCUSE ME ?!?!?!?
“Nickelback doing sea shanties on tiktok” wasn’t on my wishlist but now that it’s here I wonder why I didn’t ask for it

(via afallenwolf)

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Feb 04

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