my two braincells trying to communicate during a test
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A moment of silence for those who could never see the light.
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what emotion is this supposed to make me feel because goddamn this is a lot of emotions and i cannot tell what they are
no need to cry over sucked milk
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Chuck Tingle is out here being an ace ally.
Chuck Tingle said all our rights.
…omg.
I think it’s important we all remember this author became famous for writing gay “Dino-porn” erotica, and then proceeded to branch ever outward from that niche into political satire & social commentary erotica
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tumblr user making jokes: wow…. i a,m just a feral creachure… i will now decompose in the dirt… worms and rats are my best friends
same tumblr user 2 days later because jokes were too boring for them: lmao all these “feral dirtcore” tumblr kids…. you’re all so annoying lol grow up
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Me: Okay, mom, love you! Bye!
Stock Broker standing next to me: Buy?
The entirety of wall street: Buy? Buy? Buy! Buy! Buy! Buybuybuybuy…
Economy: *collapses*
3 MONTHS AGO CHARLES?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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this is how I imagine @ratliker1917
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I feel like he resigned so the story that broke about him stealing tips was entirely buried. Same day. 2/2/2020
Please keep in mind that he resigned as CEO, but is becoming the Chief Executive to the Board instead.
So now he’s the CEO’s boss with all the power and none of the public spotlight
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