Silver Tongue

Feb 02

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thewomanintheshoppe:

teamfreehoodies:

kyraneko:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

forestwulf:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

do….do ya’ll wanna hear about the cow butt eyes? do ya? huh? do you wanna hear about the cow butt eyes, you little freak???

Do we have a choice?

you really don’t! introducing:

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it turns out painting eyes on a cow’s rump makes them less likely to be attacked by predators such as lions and leopards!

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it’s an effective, low-cost, non-lethal deterrent, and i haven’t stopped gasping from sheer glee since i found out

What if this is the reason angels have so many eyes all over their bodies?

what do you imagine is hunting angels????

The…the lions – are you even paying attention???

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adurot:

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They only have one size of straw…

fierceawakening:
“amatasera:
“magicalhometoursandstuff:
“Calling the Goths! I have posted tiny houses and cottages, but never one like this. It’s a little gothic mini mansion.
The Gothic Victorian Mini Mansion is hand built with reclaimed and vintage...

fierceawakening:

amatasera:

magicalhometoursandstuff:

Calling the Goths! I have posted tiny houses and cottages, but never one like this. It’s a little gothic mini mansion.

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The Gothic Victorian Mini Mansion is hand built with reclaimed and vintage materials, a Mansard roof, a tower and Emmet the gargoyle guard to keep watch!

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The Great Room of the Gothic Victorian is a blend of plush, regal and cozy. Relax and play the piano, sip a glass of wine or a cup of tea.

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The kitchen is large enough to entertain, and has dishes and glassware for 8.

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The kitchen has reclaimed quartz counters, a full-sized fridge and sink.

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The antique sofa and chairs are red velvet and quite sumptuous!

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The antique, brass fireplace glows with flickering, remote controlled candles, and the custom sliding door leads to the full bath.

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Take a bath in the cast iron, claw-foot tub!

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A copper sink and quartz counter.

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The “tower” adds a large entryway, with hooks for garments, and a round, stained glass window.

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The Gothic Victorian living room from the loft.

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There is room in the loft for storage.

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The bedroom loft is over 6 feet tall!

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The custom stairs are behind the fireplace doors, under a carved, brass chandelier.

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The alternating stairs make an easy access to the loft bedroom.

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Drapes can be opened to enclose the entire loft, creating a private, Gothic cocoon!

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The candles in their candelabras create just the right mood!

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The Gothic Victorian takes architectural cues from the late 1800s and has to be one of the best recycled tiny houses I’ve seen.

OMFG

@earlgraytay a tiny house for u!

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prokopetz:

angry-blue-puffle-huff:

prokopetz:

Lieutenant Commander Data is gother than you.

I am begging you to elaborate.

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spookygondolier:

spookygondolier:

idk if uquizzes are still a thing that anyone cares about, but my love for quizzes will never die, so i’m back with another one! i made a dnd class quiz focused more around personality and mindset and less about what abilities you’d like to have in the game. 

also, if anyone is interested in a subclass quiz for any of the classes, let me know! i’m totally down to make those, i just don’t know which class to start with haha

link to the quiz in reblog

Which DND class suits your personality?

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explorerrowan:

ritavonbees:

dastardly-lemondrops:

raptured-night:

dreamlogic:

kiwisoap:

cctinsleybaxter:

skippercifer:

skippercifer:

skippercifer:

Wait those English bastards in Harry Potter were allowed to keep tawny owls as pets right??? AND BRING THEM INTO IRELAND??????????

JK Rowling is the anti-St Patrick she’s here to spead imperialist propaganda and disrupt owl ecology

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We have something new for her callout file; get whoever’s in charge of that on the phone

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Never thought I’d say this but folks we may need a new harry potter book

As someone who has spent time with professional ornithologists and has seen people make 500-mile trips to see a Single Species Of Hummingbird i can say without a single doubt that wizards being discovered cus they keep bringing their nonnative birds places is a completely realistic scenario

i’m imagining a bunch of very confused ornithologists trying to research the appearance of non-native owls in scotland, but they keep getting turned around by hogwarts’ anti-muggle defenses and it’s this endless cycle of

“well, we know that within this few mile radius of undisturbed highlands, there are massive concentrations of owls that Should Not Be Here. we know the owls are here, we know where they hunt and approximately where they return to roost but we just. we jsut. can’t find a SINGLE fucking nest??? anywhere?????? every owl we tag has their tracker malfunction RIGHT HERE but whenever i investigate i somehow end up back home in my slippers with a cup of tea.”

@somuchanxietysolittletime

I love this so much I almost want to put it in my project

Normal Beasts and Where You Absolutely Should Not Find Them

Broke: “How do they keep a dragon from showing up on military satellites and radar?”

Woke: “How do they keep bird nerds from tracking tens of thousands of Owls That Should Not Be?”

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eligiblebastard:

mentalhealth:

how much of ur online presence is performative and how much is it u being u

baby every me is me, we are the mask and the wearer

anonymity allows us to show our true selves. there is liberation in the unknown

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