I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me…. but ur pop tart scar…..it’s legendary…” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I
Me: touches it
Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?
This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened
I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once
after two pop tart disasters they went back for a third. Braver than any US Marine.
boyfriend just got in the shower and went “Oh Crap” and i went !!!!!! and he paused and went “Can you please take my glasses.” and then his glasses poked out the side of the shower curtain and i was like damn. ADHD be Like That.
