Silver Tongue

Oct 06

headbangingsappho:

the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

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tamberella:
“Couple of my all time favs
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tamberella:

Couple of my all time favs

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kaijuno:

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“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

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sensualcoder:

egberts:

radicalmuscle-deactivated-2019:

thundergrace:

You just KNOW they talking about anime.

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She’s wearing a Naruto shirt, his jacket has the Leaf Village symbol on the sleeve.

They’re definitely talking about anime (probably Naruto).

my fave part is that they’re at a coach fashion show

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My god

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DUCK TITS

uwu

thedavesofourlives:

thedavesofourlives:

none of you understand what himbos are…

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THIS… a perfect example of a true himbo

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tenten-ten:
“Sooooooooo cute😭✨✨✨✨
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tenten-ten:

Sooooooooo cute😭✨✨✨✨

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rauko-is-a-free-elf:

theindependentconservative:

doctornanitesreblogs:

cacklebarnacle:

jumpingjacktrash:

themiscyra1983:

one-for-all-plus-ultra:

xekstrin:

icedsilver:

tilthat:

TIL plants make caffeine to defend themselves against pests. Caffeine is toxic to birds, dogs, cats, and it has a pronounced adverse effect on mollusks, various insects, and spiders.

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Coffee plant: *evolves caffeine* Safe at last

Humans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why are we like this….

the fact that we can’t drink sea water even tho its the most common type of water just bc its 3% salt yet we can safely consume multiple forms of literal poison and even benefit from doing so just blows my fucking mind

Peppers: Now that I have capsaicin, no mammal will eat me! ONLY BIRDS. THE BIRDS WILL SPREAD MY SEEDS.

Humans: oh my god this burns so good

Peppers: wut

poppies: at last, i have evolved my sap to the point where anything that eats me will sleep… FOREVER

humans who are about to invent painkillers: hey guess what

tobacco: finally i can grow in peace, no more insects munching on my leaves.

humans holding matches: my, my, what do we have here?

Mint: Stay off me bugs or I’ll poison you!

Humans: Yeah I’m gonna need to put this poison in my dessert and mix it with chocolate. 

Aliens Studying the Planet: 

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Humans are literally the weirdest, most terrifying species ever.

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