A lot of people have asked me to explain the whole “stock market” thing to them, and I’ll explain it, and they’ll be like “I still don’t get it,” and I just wanna, like, make it clear: The problem isn’t you. The problem is that you’re trying to use your smart rational human brain to understand something which is, on a fundamental level, deeply irrational and incredibly fucking stupid.
“Natalie this still doesn’t make any sense” yes
the stock market is just federally sanctioned gambling
OFA ditches Bakugou for Deku AU + redrobin’s Roulette AU. Super strength doesn’t pop up until much much later, so even All Might doesn’t catch on that those weird random quirks coming out of Midoriya IS ofa. Basically the vestiges are mockingly waving at All Might and Bakugou (both of them screaming from the shore and looking lost) while they chug down champagne bottles and have a wild party inside the S.S. Cruise Ship Midoriya
In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.
video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage
