My colleagues are so fuckin stupid and I don’t know whether to blame them individually or blame Society™
Me: you see a relationship needs to be mutually beneficial. If you’re both not getting something you want it’s a bad relationship.
47 y/o man with 3 kids:
Real conversation I had with my dad
Me: I don’t personally understand the desire to have children, or why do many feel like failures when they’re unable to
Dad: (in that voice that indicates he thinks he’s about to drop some real Knowledge™️ on me) well you have to understand; if you reach a certain age and don’t have children, people will look at you weirdly. Nobody wants that
Me: …You’re saying you were peer pressured into having a baby? Like you were afraid of being “the weird kid” except you were a grown man with a job? Do you think that’s a good thing?
Dad:
My friend: he never does what I want him to do, he doesn’t treat me right
Me, naively: well have you asked him outright? Sometimes people can’t really decipher hints you know?
“Sure, my fur may look short at a glance, but trust me, I’m hiding 99% of that fluff. I could bury my brother in fluff and nobody would know he was ever there.”
who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soakedin paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.
Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group
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