I knew a server who would take a cigarette with her to work and sit at the smoker’s table holding it when she needed a break. She didn’t light it or pretend to puff, she just sat there with it between her fingers. Most of the managers never noticed. The one who did told her to get back to work and she replied “I’m taking a smoke break” and stared him down. He realized that if he denied her a smoke break he’d have to do it to everyone else, so he walked away
Why are people working allowed to take random ass smoke breaks??? Imagine taking a break during work time to drink wine or some shit. I’m not even allowed to drink water behind the cash register, but you’re allowed to leave and smoke? Bitch ass
Never ironically indulge in a niche fetish because soon it wont be ironic anymore and you won’t be able to get aroused by anything less than someone being absorbed into some girls swollen knees
Honestly, if you see an angel that’s all eyes and wings and wheels of fire, you should be worried. Like, not because it’s going to hurt you or anything, but because scripturally, angels invariably appear to ordinary people in human form. In general, they only show their inhuman true forms to prophets – which means if you’re seeing them like that, they come bearing responsibility.
I woke up today with the phrase “spooky scary seraphim” in my head today, looks like we’re on the same wavelength.
