Silver Tongue

Jan 28

ohevoyev:

“religion/history/mythology is just fanfiction”

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afronerdism:

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mossworm:

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What a time to be alive

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polysymphonic:

plsdonttakemyadvice:

Man human imprinting is crazy. My friend’s roomba zoomed by me and I got this intense urge to reach down and pat it. Like it’s just a machine? But it’s a good boy? It spends all day cleaning and sleeping and exploring the house and never complains and it’s just so good little robot? Pet robot?? Pet the robot????? Why am I like this???

When I bought my roomba the lady at the store told me that if it breaks within warranty and I send it back to the manufacturer, I can request that they fix and send back the same roomba instead of just sending back a new one. I gave her a confused look and she explained that people get attached to Their Roomba and don’t want them to just be replaced because they’re like part of the family. Humans are pretty great.

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saeraas:

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calebwittebane:

calebwittebane:

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okay this is REALLY funny actually

Chess Is For Men. Women Wouldn’t Get It.

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Anonymous asked:

Maybe sullox karkat and aradia in 2c??

thatneoncrisis:

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i literally cant even describe my coloring process here 

beaft:

shiro9kuro-deactivated20210722:

beaft:

beaft:

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

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mon dieu…. you have caught me….

It looks as if it would be very satisfying to bite that raw.

alright gollum take it easy

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