Silver Tongue

Jan 27

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I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

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Lmao I just realized I can prove that reality shifting isn’t real with one single experiment

So reality shifters claim that they are able to enter other realities in their sleep. They claim that these realities and the people in them are just as real as our universe. 

To get to these realities, they write a script in which they describe the details of the world (”desired reality” or “DR” they wish to enter), their own ideal physical appearance in their DR, and, most crucially, their friends, family, and backstory that meshes with their DR. They are able to create entire people, including themselves, easily in the script (this is an important point for later). They claim that this “scripting” process works because there are infinite realities, so the one they describe has to exist in the multiverse somewhere (a claim refuted by virtually all well-known scientists).

So here’s my experiment. I want a reality shifter to script and enter a universe where any of the unsolved Millenium Prize Problems–famous unsolved math problems with a solving award of one million dollars–have been solved. 

I want them to script that they meet the person who solved one of the problems, and that the person gives them an explanation of their methods along with the most succinct possible answer to the problem that was solved. 

If reality shifting is real, and you are, in fact, able to script and enter any reality you want, you should be able to enter one where a particularly genius mathematician proved the Hodge conjecture or solved the Riemann hypothesis. If anyone can do this and get results that are even close to vaguely correct, I will eat my hat.

Let me be clear! If someone can do this and does get provably correct results, that’s amazing! I will eat my hat while apologizing all the way! However, I highly doubt that there will be any such results, as I believe that reality shifting is in fact lucid dreaming (Occam’s razor).

people are calling dreams reality shifts now huh

not surprised by people believing in anything at this point, but i am surprised i’ve never encountered anyone who thinks this is a thing you can do.

you ever just see some Massive Fucking Discourse barreling past you like a truck going the other way on the interstate and then try to forget you ever saw it

2021 number theory papers like “As the Riemann Hypothesis is true¹”

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Hey @weaver-z, I have never heard of this particular reality-shifting theory with the scripting and such. However, I do experience other realities in dreams (and uh this one!), and I’ve been trying to aim the ability instead of just experiencing whatever my subconscious thinks is a good road trip. So, this sounds like an interesting challenge, as I have already been interested in the Millennium Prize Problems from a research perspective. May as well do research in my sleep.

I want to make an observation about dream communications as I experience them, though, to give you an idea of the results I expect. For one, my dreams convey things in symbols and riddles at times, so when I’m inspired about, IDK, nuclear science or past life theories by a dream’s message, how I get to that conclusion is sometimes very particular to my interpretation of my dreams. Dreams are typically the subconscious’s pantomime of whatever it is trying to convey to you, and pantomime is a weird art already when it’s not being made out of memory fluff and imagination particles shaped into symbols that you recognize in your waking reality. So, I don’t know that I can faithfully repeat exactly what I’m told by the person who solves the problem–usually my dreams have me shoulder-riding someone else and experiencing the world through their eyes, so I’d relay the experience of solving a problem, filtered through the lens of my subconscious psyche, interpreted the way I usually interpret dreams.

I think I’ll go for Yang-Mills and Mass Gap, since it’s something I’m slightly familiar with from recent research on particle physics. I’ll let you know where I get. One note–will be interesting how many readers will be familiar with the concepts. I wasn’t expecting to need to explain them for a general audience yet so I’m looking forward to the challenge of that.

As for “ They are able to create entire people, including themselves, easily in the script”–you know, if you remove the script part, and the picking an alternate universe part, Timothy Leary had this to say on the subject of human minds and their creation ability:

“Behind your forehead you carry around a 100 billion-cell bioelectric computer that creates realities.”

I’ll reblog this again if/when I get any results worth sharing!

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HELLO

EVERYONE SEND GOOD VIBES TO @badoccultadvice SO THEY CAN RESOLVE YANG-MILLS FROM THE ASTRAL PLANE

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This is fucking wild because literally the only thing I’ve heard about the whole ‘reality-shifting’ thing before now is someone on tik tok or something that claims they reality shifted into harry potter, accidentally beat draco malfoy to death, and now their followers are very seriously accusing them of having literally murdered a human being named draco malfoy in an alternate universe

So I was not expecting this post to head into seriously discussing particle physics

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Elon musk is three months away from tweeting this

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POV: you’re getting your teeth cleaned and your dental hygienist is acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito

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I always forget that he has a dental PhD. Which he’s actually admitted provided a lot of fuel for his mouth based body horror.

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I don’t think that last one is a bad mod at ALL.

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Hedge funds shorted more than 100% of all shares of gamestop, to do this that means they had to sell more shares than actually existed.

The hedge funds never actually owned these shares to begin with because they were short selling so they never actually paid for them.

Redditors saw this and decided to buy up all these shorted shares to gamestop a company that wasnt failing that the hedge funds would then be forced to buy back as they never actually owned the shares.

The beauty of this is if you knew what to look for you could’ve seen this coming too. It isn’t mystical, it isn’t magic. They made these billionaires pay back more than what they basically stole by being greedy, this is a good thing.

Let me explain a bit

rich hedge funds have the ability to sell stocks they havent paid for yet that other people actually own and then pay for them after a certain amount of time. they can sell these stocks trade them whatever but they will eventually have to buy them back.

So they shorted gamestop shares from 20 dollars all the way down to 3 dollars, meaning they borrowed shares to then massively sell.

they sold shares at like 20 dollars and then 18, etc. and because when investors see massive amounts of shares being sold they get nervous and then sell their shares which drives the price of the stock ever further down.

so they took something worth 20 that they sold for 20 dollars and all its downward prices and instead of paying for it at $3 dollars they thought theyd CONTINUE to short the market, meaning they kept driving the prices down because apparently this obscene amount of money wasnt good enough.

Redditors who dont say the stock market is magic and mystical astrology saw this very obvious evidence that these hedge funds would be forced to buy back all these fucking gamestop shares and decided to drive the price of these shares up knowing that the hedge funds would then be forced to buy back the shares they have yet to pay for at increasingly wild prices.

what they were looking for was over 100% of all stocks shorted on a company that wasnt even failing or in complete disarray

they used this knowledge to bring stock that was 20 dollars brought down to $3 all the way back up to $140

the hedge funds still have to pay for all of those shares they never technically even owned in the first place which these redditors knew so they held onto these stocks they bought in a company whose shares were oversold.

INSTEAD of acknowledging this they decided to have media campaigns lie and make the stock market look even more mystical and crazy to people who dont know shit about finance so that your average folks wouldnt catch them in the act of just getting a fucking 2 billion dollar bailout for being greedy fucking pieces of shit.

They also dont want your average person to KNOW they do this shit especially when they drive shares so deep into the ground ($3)

TL;DR: Every time you call the stock market magic and mystical and ooo makes no sense, you pretty much allow these motherfuckers to get away with robbery of the average person (given a government bailout is paying for this)

Understanding how these things happen and knowing what to look for allows people to work together and not only stop it but rob back from the billionaires when they pull this shit.

financial illiteracy isnt helpful to anyone.

my point about financial illiteracy isnt to make anyone feel bad it’s more saying you shouldnt repeat the myth that these things dont make any sense especially when something like this happens because very set laws and rules allowed for this to happen and mystifying that only benefits hedge funds who dont want people catching them doing this.

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the real TL;DR

thank you u/Scheebs_ for explaining this like i’m five years old

i think this proves that the stock market is fake in a different way though - it relies entirely on assumptions that certain market trends will continue or that certain people will not do something to disrupt your particular plan for manipulating the market. it’s glorified gambling on a massive and government-enforced scale. it’s like in Uncut Gems when adam sandler pawns off kevin garnett’s ring under the assumption that he will be able to use the money he got from that ring to bet on another sports game, make a profit, and then buy the ring back

As someone who starts having stomach pains when I can’t account for a difference of 30 bucks in my bank account, this shit gives me anxiety.

But yes, thank you for the apes example, I needed that version.

This is all very informative.

Everybody’s talking about this on twitter but I had no idea what was going on, because good luck explaining this shit in under 240 characters.

Something absurd I noticed while reading a couple articles on this: multiple sites and sources are referring to the redditors as gamblers. What I have not seen is multiple sites and sources referring to the hedge funds as gamblers.

i dont think the redditors were the gamblers. theyre not the ones that were selling things they dont even own

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i liek cosmic brownie :) *eats one* *gets sick for a little bit* *recovers* *eats one again*

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Parents of trans people :handshake: parents of autistic people

“You have no idea how Hard it is.. For Me”

Parents will choose to have children and then act like they’re a victim of………. Being expected to care for them

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