Silver Tongue

Jan 25

omahdon:

crabtempura:

Living in Townsville must suck like you even think about the word graffiti and suddenly 3 kindergarteners are pummeling you to death while insulting your mother

This was very confusing until I realised OP meant Townsville: the fictional hometown of the Powerpuff Girls, as opposed to Townsville: a city in Queensland, Australia.

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bauliya:

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just gonna leave this here

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weirdmageddon:

wuffleton:

puniper:

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

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I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

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do you guys know the lore

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tmobileuser:
“ historicaltimes:
“ US Marines listening to the news of Japan’s surrender on the radio,1945
”
wit his whole booty ass out that’s real patriotism hope you enjoy your golden corral discount brother HH
”

tmobileuser:

historicaltimes:

US Marines listening to the news of Japan’s surrender on the radio,1945

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wit his whole booty ass out that’s real patriotism hope you enjoy your golden corral discount brother HH

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official-lucifers-child:
“hotchscrotch:
“chloroart:
“archiveamelie:
“su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:
“themurphyzone:
“ithelpstodream:
“pls 😍
”
“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!” ”
Oh no
OH NO
I WANNA...

official-lucifers-child:

hotchscrotch:

chloroart:

archiveamelie:

su-mafia-yandere-lapidot-au-blog:

themurphyzone:

ithelpstodream:

pls 😍

“The moon turned into my girlfriend.” “That’s great, buddy!”

Oh no

OH NO

I WANNA WRITE

@aussiearies

MY HAND SLIPPED-

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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OH MY GOD

that’s great buddy

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unpretty:

innocentbystanding-deactivated2:

Not at all friendly reminder, a very mean reminder actually, that while we should begin criticizing the Biden administration soon, making fun of Biden’s stutter still isn’t cool. We’ve gone over this. He doesn’t have dementia, he’s not ‘sleepy’, he’s got a damn speech impediment and is trying to accommodate for it (and the times where he genuinely forgets something or fucks up— come on, everybody does it sometimes.), and obviously out right making fun of it is even shittier. You’re no less of an asshole than the conservatives who were just mocking him for it. It’s not a woke leftist take just admit you don’t care about how these remarks could effect others who stutter and go.

here’s an article about it by a journalist with a stutter

i found it interesting in identifying behaviors that are not necessarily obvious to people that don’t have a speech impediment, including sometimes using the ‘wrong’ word because it’s the one you can say without getting hung up on it

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mysharona1987:

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Elon Musk really is just a b movie sci fi bad guy these days.

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vykodlak:

vykodlak:

Every horror game protag: *Meticulously goes through the dilapidated maze-like rooms and hallways of the Horror House, braving its murderous inhabitants and various traps, looking for puzzle pieces that’ll open all the locked doors which will lead even further into the house and to even more puzzle doors*

Me, if I were in the same situation:

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Everyone finding out that there’s an 8 foot tall monster woman in the horror house:

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euphonero:

euphonero:

who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th

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i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since

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nobodytoldthehorse:

virginwhoredichotomy:

if i was best friends with an eldritch monster millions of years old that has witnessed the births and deaths of entire galaxies who then turns his back on all that because he thinks i’m the most beautiful thing creation has to offer i would simply kiss him. rip to dean winchester but i’m different

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