Silver Tongue

Jan 23

maxiesatanofficial:

failureman:

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

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DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

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“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”

(via demilypyro)

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

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I aspire to this level of confidence

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Hang on a second

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(via stemmmm)

caligenathings:
“cadaverkeys:
“dnd is a game
” ”

caligenathings:

cadaverkeys:

dnd is a game

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(via unclecucky)

desi-potato:

men be like women don’t have a sense of humour they don’t laugh when I make them uncomfortable

(via rockboci)

violetjazz25 asked:

How would Mewtwo react if Newtwo fell asleep on him? Canon wise anyway. What about Newtwo if Mewtwo just faints on top of her

xxtc-96xx:

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he doesn’t recall volunteering to be her cot 

streaming majoras mask! @scraps-is-busy is here
twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

streaming majoras mask! @scraps-is-busy is here

 twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart

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daisyette:

fuck it. thats YOU in the corner. thats YOU in the spotlight. losing YOUR religion. how does it feel now.

(via rockboci)