Silver Tongue

Sep 28

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quiteafewbullshitsodagods:

staticandlove:

tmgpodcast:

the DELIVERY

Shakespeare would write this

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tricornking:
“ otherwindow:
“ Thinking about a Ruby & Steven cowboy fusion voiced by Lil Nas X. They sing an Old Town Road remix.
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Let Greg and Pearl be dressed up as swanky cowboys while Amethyst is “Rodeo Rhodolite’s” horse, and you got yourself a...

tricornking:

otherwindow:

Thinking about a Ruby & Steven cowboy fusion voiced by Lil Nas X. They sing an Old Town Road remix.

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Let Greg and Pearl be dressed up as swanky cowboys while Amethyst is “Rodeo Rhodolite’s” horse, and you got yourself a slam dunk whammer of an episode right here

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chefpyro:

freakxwannaxbe:

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OnE chEEYSEBOUYGER

god it feels good to be an american

As a texan this offends me. Nowhere in that picture is a gun

guess who my favourite characters are

guess who my favourite characters are

gonanatop:

stereofeathers:

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot… steak..,? the ole’ prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! ‘howdy there sherriff’ as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion… country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

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Texas:*spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spawns crab* *spa

now you fucked up

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twyrine:

once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”

so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.

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sapphic-romeo:
“ redfeathered:
“ thepeoplesmanifesto:
“ Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore
Stuff: is made to not be repairable
Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury
Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and...

sapphic-romeo:

redfeathered:

thepeoplesmanifesto:

Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore

Stuff: is made to not be repairable

Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury

Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends

Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time

“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!

lets not forget:

Your parents: have never actually taught you any of those things either

Also

Your parents: were never actually good at DIY either

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via jadewares)

some of my favourite things about atla

dkpsyhog:

watchmakermori:

tl;dr: avatar: the last airbender is a fantastic show and everybody knows it

The worldbuilding in ATLA is amazing and it’s the best show in existence. Everyone who has not watched it must watch it.

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