Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:
DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”
Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*
Me:
DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE
“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”
(via demilypyro)
I aspire to this level of confidence
Hang on a second
(via stemmmm)
dnd is a game
(via unclecucky)
men be like women don’t have a sense of humour they don’t laugh when I make them uncomfortable
(via rockboci)
violetjazz25 asked:
How would Mewtwo react if Newtwo fell asleep on him? Canon wise anyway. What about Newtwo if Mewtwo just faints on top of her
he doesn’t recall volunteering to be her cot
streaming majoras mask! @scraps-is-busy is here
twitch.tv/rogue_of_heart
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fuck it. thats YOU in the corner. thats YOU in the spotlight. losing YOUR religion. how does it feel now.
(via rockboci)
