Silver Tongue

Jan 23

pissvortex:
here’s my idea for a new type of atheist: guy who believes everything in the bible is true and adamantly insists god created the earth a couple thousand years ago but simply declines to worship him or any other deity
not like christian atheists who believe in jesus’ teachings but don’t think he’s the son of god or ever did anything supernatural, but like a guy who enthusiastically agrees that the son of god really did die on the cross for his sins but just doesn’t care

an athiest who could straight up meet god and still remain athiest?

(via newbarrk)

princesshamlet:

priceofgas:
baekhest:
TIL the name for a worker ant that can reproduce and it just absolutely blindsided me.
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i want to die

(via newbarrk)

Twitters might get to the “no titty” arc before the dashcon arc

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sinothetimes:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:
I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it’s just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

i love that on many of them his first instincts were correct but he doubts himself and you can see the moment he realizes he should have gone with the first choice

(via moonpaw)

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