Silver Tongue

Sep 28

tryforce:
Booty shorts that say “essential npc” across the ass

a neurotypical: if you have noise sensitivity why do you listen to loud music?
me: one loud noise is easier than 20 loud noises all at once.

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FUN FACT: EVERY CLOWN IN HOMESTUCK AND HIVESWAP ARE FALSE CLOWNS EXCEPT FOR ONE

nazi-killing-gizmo:

READ HERE TO FIND OUT HOW AND WHY
THIS TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO MAKE PLEASE APPRECIATE IT

karako pierot is the mirthful messiah

(Source: scrapyard-gizmo, via newbarrk)

jadeharleydaily:

celeste au that i spent 2 seconds thinking about before drawing

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Sep 27

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the-transfeminine-mystique:

*Episode ad* “it’s 2026 and you’re a fifth-grade teacher. one of your new students is named Vriska Serket Johnson. Do you (1) grade her normally or (2) pass her no matter what to avoid risking a parent-teacher meeting confrontation with the parents who named her that”

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joey-wheeler-official:

tilthat:
TIL Eartha Kitt - known as the original singer of “Santa Baby” and the voice of Izma in The Emperor’s New Groove - was blacklisted by the CIA after telling Lady Bird Johnson, “You send the best of this country off to be shot and maimed. No wonder the kids rebel and take pot.”
via reddit.com
absolute queen for that one tho

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thelovelyblark-barg:

Jerma wanted to use that twitch extension where he can see where the audience clicks to tell him what flash games to play, and they immediately made him click on an add for Let’s Go Pikachu/Eevee, took him on a detour to the Pokemon center website, and made him buy 2 pairs of pikachu socks.
After he said “you’re not gonna let me get the free shipping?” they then highlighted the big wailord plush
so he bought a wailord and 4 pikachu socks because chat made him

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