Silver Tongue

Sep 27

woke-up-on-derse:

nuka-rockit:

ranma-official:

Hey, everyone

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guess what

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getting that its one picture and not four, but not getting the meme at first, is like effortlessly moving out of the way of a cyclist on the sidewalk by jumping into oncoming traffic

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noxiousea:

salsayama:

anti-clockwise-turntech:

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celestiyal:

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same energy

coniello:

the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since

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bless y’all

bonus:

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aplatonicjacuzzi:

heatherleigh02:

chasing-asterion:

unclefather:

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to “whoever is in charge”. She’s going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen’s tip jar. Haven’t even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can’t think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I’m looking at her dead in the eye like “atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes.”

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

(Source: unclefather, via robustquestioner)

galactlcfurby:

stop telling me to not go in fairy rings or to not bother the fae

maybe i want to get abducted? huh?? ya ever think of that???

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transcharlesxavier:

i went to my first physics lecture this quarter and the professor literally told us “i wrote the textbook for this course but i’m going to pirate it for you guys because i hate my publishers”

(Source: vietzuko, via robustquestioner)

turing-tested:

alton brown weirdly attractive

It’s the food bondage aura

bax16:

sovereigndramatica:

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this is gross of course but I’m stuck on the implication that men Need to see penis in the bathroom or it’s a human rights violation

I go to the dick room, I expect to see dicks. Else I go apeshit

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hnai-reenei: “ Local demon takes the afternoon to chill in the lava pools @avasdemon ”

hnai-reenei:

Local demon takes the afternoon to chill in the lava pools

@avasdemon

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neutralangel: “ LOOK AT THE PAWS ”

neutralangel:

LOOK AT THE PAWS

(Source: black, via thatsthat24)

ratcoded:

human instincts

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