Silver Tongue

Jan 23

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

the only good piece of star wars media is that hallway scene at the end of rogue one that’s it

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you have got to be fucking kidding

Phantom menace was unironically good

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slashercatz:

macademmia:

a-maiz-ing:

bururaji:

The voice acting didn’t have to hit like that

you have to unmute the voice acting is Oscar worthy

he sounds like an anime villain

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guerrillatech:

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lars-artwork:

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🔥It’s Him🔥

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cyberlesbiab:

noobalert:

My favorite thing about being an archer in Skyrim is when the slow motion kill cam follows the arrow and you get to sit back and watch as it just absolutely misses the target.  

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Jan 22

donzepan:

xmagnet-o:

guccixcucci:

Black women are so big brained are you serious

Holy Shit

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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cool-mint:
“ dothraklingon:
“ infuriatingly-adorable:
“ whiskey-wolf:
“ And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.
Suck it, katana
”
And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted...

cool-mint:

dothraklingon:

infuriatingly-adorable:

whiskey-wolf:

And this is what happens when a masterfully crafted katana collides with a masterfully crafted longsword.

Suck it, katana

And that is what happens when a masterfully crafted scalpel collides with a masterfully crafted guillotine.

Does nobody understand that longswords and katanas are two different kinds of tool?Longswords are essentially sharpened fucksticks designed to destroy the shit out of anything resembling armor that comes their way. They shatter bone, jelly flesh, and essentially fuck people up by sheer inexorable force of being a goddamn sharp steel bar.

Katanas don’t do that.They’re not meant to withstand collision with armor or a brick wall or a charging fully outfitted warhorsebecause the circumstances of its development didn’t call for that. It’s a precision instrument. It’s designed to be lightweight, outmaneuver, and find weak spots, not go barreling into people hack-n-slashing your way to victory. It’s a specialized tool.

In a sense this reflects a core difference between cultures; katanas are a shitton of work and preparation to make the execution as efficient and streamlined as possible, while longswords are more durably and simply made in response to a climate that would require a soldier to be a one-man battering ram in battle.

You slam any blade into any other blade and one of them is at least going to get chipped, because you’re NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCKING DO THAT.

Medieval European / Japanese sword-fighting manuals didn’t have “Now Clang the Swords Together and Totally Ruin Them For No Good Reason Whatsoever” sections. That sword-clanging crap is from movies because you want to show a 2 minute dancey sword-fight and have to do something during that time, because in real sword fights it’s either over in 25 seconds with one guy on the ground, dead, or it goes on for 4 hours as two guys in armor wear themselves out, slamming the broad sides of the sword against the armor.

Swords aren’t lightsabers.

This is like proving a Volkswagen Beetle is a “crap car” by running it into a bridge pylon at 85 mph. It’s a pointless demonstration, because you’re not supposed to do that.

Neither one of these weapons was invented to cut another sword in half, Both were invented to cut a GUY in half. In slightly different ways, but still.

oh my god thank you

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