Silver Tongue

Feb 06

spiffyboi357:

krakenartificer:

vicholas:

vicholas:

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

this is the same as when the word ‘blorbo’ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

Look, I wasn’t into eeby deeby OR the plinko horse OR blorbo. It was a rough month. But that’s the price you pay for getting fresh local memes delivered to your door within hours of having been harvested. Not everything can be in season all the time; sometimes you just gotta add some flavoring to the current meme, and know that it’ll be Cask of Amontillado season soon

Some flavouring, you say?

Perhaps some extract of a certain variety?… nay, I shan’t say it

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renthony:

renthony:

renthony:

To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.

I once held hands with my husband at an event where my wife was also present, and a concerned parent lectured me about how she didn’t want us to “influence” her son. Our icky gay polyam hand holding was such a threat to this woman that she made a point to corner me away from my partners and get me on my own to lecture me about being “indecent.” If she had been inclined toward violence, I would have been fucked.

Hand holding. That’s all it fucking took.

So catch me at Pride in a leather harness and holding a bat, because if hand holding is all it takes, we owe it to each other to stand together.

We’re here. We’re queer. Get fucking used to it.

The sheer number of LGBT people who have called me a “degenerate” and a “pedophile” and an “abuse apologist” and a “homophobe” and a “woman-beater” over this post, in the less than 24 hours since I have posted it, is proof that it needs to be said.

Call me a degenerate if you want. I don’t care. It has always been the degenerates protecting each other when the cops raid our bars and inspect our clothing and haul us away for being cross-dressing, family-destroying, society-polluting, tranny dyke faggot freaks.

I know who I’d rather have on my side, and it’s not the self-loathing pieces of shit who would rather destroy their own people than dismantle systems of oppression.

You will never be wholesome and pure enough for the bigots, no matter how much you distance yourself from the kinksters. Once they’ve killed all us degenerates, they’re coming for you next. And we won’t be here to fight for you anymore.

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sinsays:

Ham Ham Heartbreak is such a huge stim game, fight me.

-Beautiful cute and colorful pixel art
-So many characters doing different things that you can interact with
-Word collection that is used for solving puzzles/problems and you had to figure out the right word to use to solve the situation.
-Sooooouuuundssss
-Rock collecting and minigame where you polish those rocks for gems and such
-I think there was even a dress up minigame?? You had to trade in I think either sunflower seeds or acorns to buy clothes?
-Oh yeah, you collected sunflower seeds and acorns.
-AMUSEMENT PARK WHERE YOU RODE THE RIDES!!!
-Just so much hhhhhnnnggg cute love the game so relaxing yes. Need more games like it.

@monsterenergytwink

turboemmy:

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grand-line-shenanigans:

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That damn vanilla extract…

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Anonymous asked:

can you make vanilla extract

bobacupcake:

bobacupcake:

yeah ok. dont go overboard with it

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somewhat suspicious but i wont question it. here you go

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lycantropy14:

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based off this:

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xxtc-96xx:

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“February 6th, Mew gave birth”

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