still annoyed that regular debt cancellation is something we had figured out in ancient mesopotamia but now its apparently too partisan and controversial for centrist democrats
as an anarchist I’m obviously no fan of kings, but at least they were smart enough to know that if enough people are forced to take on generations of debt to survive, eventually somebody is gonna murder you!
Party confronts the big bad guy chi-blocker who has kidnapped baby Avatar and wants to take away her bending.
Bad Guy: You can’t stop me, it’s my destiny. You see, the Avatar gave me permission to do this…
My Chaotic Pirate Waterbender guy:Buuuuullshiiiiiiit! I saw your little tipsy seance thing earlier - you literally just held a baby up to a statue (of the previous Avatar) and asked her to kill you if this wasn’t meant to be. That’s so fuckin’ dumb oh my god hahahaha.
My guy’s dad, also a pirate: Yeah she’s a baby. I highly doubt she’d understand you lol.
My guy: Yeah you might have better luck going *blehblehgooblehgagablah*
His dad: *joins in the baby noises*
My guy: Ooh! Or perhaps *blows raspberry and pulls a stupid face at the big bad guy, who does not look impressed*
DM: Well there goes that entire monologue I had prepared for this scene.
