Silver Tongue

Jan 21

my last game is actually overwatch haha… wbu?

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tchaikovskaya:
tchaikovskaya:
none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?
this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

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dankmemeuniversity:

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ratliker1917:

ratliker1917:
ratliker1917:
donald trump having a fucking button that automatically summons a butler with a diet coke is like the most fucking cartoonishly american thing i have ever heard. i think trump might actually not be a human being and might actually be like some manner of gestalt consciousness or thoughtform created from the very concept of the united states itself.
the president of the united states having a button in the oval office that just calls a butler with a cold diet coca-cola sounds like a scene from fucking dr. strangelove jesus christ
yes i must regretfully inform all of you that the button is real, was apparently reported on in 2017, and removed by joe biden after his inauguration as president, which is when i found out this has been a thing for years

i only remembered it existed because this scene was spreading through the internet when it was first reported

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aroacedavestrider:

clownsnake:
rompinkrose:
shotgunswords:
kai-kryppz:
ursa-ironii:
harleycrockerenglishbert:
quixzel:
abraxas-calibrator:
imsuchalazyfuckingbastard:
d-clussie:
hey im back. is this website good yet? are you all well behaved
OPEN ROLEPLAY
:33 < *Punches my comPURRter scr33n until my paws hurt from punching my comPURRter scr33n*
Oh Hello Nepeta Would You Mind If I Joined You In The Destruction Of Your Husktop
count me in! 0u0
i’m not usually one for the destruction of expensive devices, but i’m pretty sure this is one of those exceptions.
if you guys need any help, im always happy to help! :D
hey guys, just got here from a timeline where I don’t lose this sicknasty sword, know of anything that we could use it on bros?
normally ii wouldn’t bother joiiniing iin on thii2 chao2 but thii2 ii2 two good of an opportwoniity two pa22 up.
hey guys!!!! its yor resident bad bitch Roxy Lalorb here, i brought a gun
Hello Andrew Hussie it’s me Rorb Lalorb and I’m here to beat you to death like a wild ape.
There’s no other way out of it. I’m going to have to decapitate you.

Cheese and crackers, i think a right wallop of this conjurer of contrivances is just what we need right now

godshaper:

video games are big fans of *grunt of pain* as a token “hey bitch ur getting injured be careful” cue but i think there should be like, a 1 in a 1000 chance for the pc to scream “FUCK” really loud after taking damage

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ursaring:

ursaring:
My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this
Update:

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