Silver Tongue

Jan 19

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nitewrighter:
“Thinking about that one comedian who said he wanted to see baseball where everyone was allowed to go hog-wild with the steroids.
“I wanna see a player who’s just a giant shoulder muscle with a tiny little bat sticking out of it.” ”

nitewrighter:

Thinking about that one comedian who said he wanted to see baseball where everyone was allowed to go hog-wild with the steroids.

“I wanna see a player who’s just a giant shoulder muscle with a tiny little bat sticking out of it.”

(via newbarrk)

catsizeddragon:

thatfoolsophie:

lala-lovesie:

that whole scene where howl is telling Sophie that she’s beautiful in the meadow is fucking hilarious when you compare that against book!howl and the consistent comments about what a horrid and nosy woman she is

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@carrotsofthepirabbean !!!!

AND the book scene where she’s like “what the fuck you could TELL that I was cursed?? Why didn’t you do anything about it?” and he’s like “idk I thought you just liked being an old lady, that’s your business”

(via robustquestioner-deactivated202)

doctorslippery:

archliches:

archliches:

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

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and explaining anything like this

I feel like I get stuck in one of those conversations about once a week.

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bigprettygothgf:

bigprettygothgf:

avengers endgame is barely even a movie 

i dont even mean this in an exaggerated “haha this sucks lol” way i mean that avengers endgame is just a three hour compilation of “hey remember this guy? remember when this happened? do you get this reference? do you get this callback?” + a big ugly muddy CGI battle that exists for the sole purpose of eliciting cheers out of an audience. you strip all that away or even just reduce it and it’s nothing 

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n0rala:

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wagamaggot:

wagamaggot:

rslashrats:

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

(via stemmmm)

gaysie:

romanticizing my tinnitus to pretend an angel is talking to me

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