Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”
My earphones:
I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates
Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”
My earphones:
I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates
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i walk into the bank and up to the counter “yes what can i do for you” the lady asks. “motherlode” i reply and instantly i have $50,000 in my hand
(via taffybuns)
This fucking show and these fucking idiots I just love them so much
(via chefpyro)
Did you want the red cable or the blue cable?
It doesn’t matter! They’re the same!
BE PATIENT WITH HER OKAY SHES TRYING HER BEST
This was going to be just a sketch in a page, but @icefyrre and my best friend’s boyfriend convinced me that this was too good for that, so I made a full piece and I’m very fucking glad, thanks for talking me into this
[Reblogs are appreciated]
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via ift.tt
I like how the high divorce rate is one of the first things cited by religious conservatives as an example of society supposedly deteriorating and it was just their generation
turns out divorce rates go down if you aren’t marrying people you don’t like
(via newbarrk)
yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki
There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue.
Snakes are deaf.
maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes
(via chefpyro)
| That’s…. not how that works
This woman deserves an oscar
same energy
Transcript:
Person in scrubs: This was a conversation I had while working at a retail pharmacy.
Person in scrubs: Hi ma’am, how can I help you today?
Customer: [rude, sounding bored] I need to refill my birth control.
Scrubs: Sure, let me check on that. Hm, it looks like you’re a little early. Did the doctor change the way you’re taking it?
Customer: [snidely] No, he told me exactly how to take it and that’s exactly how I’m taking it.
Scrubs: Okay, why don’t you tell me how you’re taking it, and I’ll make sure we wrote the correct directions the first time.
Customer: [rudely] I take one every morning at 8 AM, and so does my boyfriend.
Scrubs: [long pause, blinking] What?
I am shrieking with laughter but only because if I don’t laugh I will burst into tears.
(Source: vm.tiktok.com, via newbarrk)
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I’ve been here longer than you and I’ve never seen a ghost here
(Source: srsfunny, via moonpaw)
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