Silver Tongue

Sep 22

naamahdarling:

zippiestrock:

king:

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

“Cowboys could be an invasive species” is an extremely hot take I wasn’t prepared for

They did very well when introduced to Australia.

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noodlemage:

a pokemon befitting our fair lady

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drow-zee:

i had a Vision last night. ..

TRUMEDS/TRANSPHOBES DON’T INTERACT CHALLENGE

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glitchlight:

evilbuildingsblog:

A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

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nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

the fuck is that!

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budas-wagon-deactivated:

righteoussness:

there is going to be a last time someone misgenders you

when I smash their knees in with my bat

hey now, bats are hollow or fragile. its better to use a crowbar. less surface area makes it easier to swing and makes the impact site do more damage.

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copperbadge:

digitaldiscipline:

copperbadge:

anonymousalchemist:

anonymousalchemist:

anonymousalchemist:

job interviews: did you mean, advanced lying

small talk: did you mean, normal lying

the concept of the self: did you mean, secret lying

Don’t call me out like this.

a to-do list: did you mean, aspirational lying

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

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myfavoritedemons:

almostfrenchrevision:

tenitchyfingers:

papatulus:

papatulus:

papatulus:

found this site that lets you like, look at all the radio stations around the world, lets you connect to them and listen in

and obviously you can flit around between all the big stations, but it’s quite fun to go to the isolated green dots

I discovered a new band thanks to a station in cyprus, and now I’m listening to ‘chillout’ music being broadcast from kazahkstan

(http://radio.garden/)

ok i found this russian station way out in remote siberia which apparently according to the website is somewhere that looks like this

i cant understand a word of what’s said during the breaks but its fun

you just tuned in to my computer by mistake

that’s when my evening went from good to great

This is weirdly soothing to know what all of these people are doing around the world at this particular moment, who’s waking up and who’s going to sleep…

i’m listening to a station in barrow, alaska. they’re playing ‘my boyfriend’s back’.

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