Okay so I’m hoping people reblog this one so people don’t hurt themselves making the silly tumblr recipes. It’s all fun and games until someone goes ‘haha let’s make the tumblr cake’ and lands themselves in the ER.
Vanilla extract in large quantities can be hazardous to the point of hospitalisation.
selling a shirt that’s meant to look like a well-worn utilitarian working class garment that has seen actual labor
for 89 dollars under a label called “urban renewal” is perhaps the closest we’ve come to seeing a 21st century equivalent to marie antoinette having a fake hamlet built for her to larp as a shepherdess in
“came back wrong” this “lived wrong” that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can’t tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.
dont do this to me
people are already reblogging this with their blorbos im doomed
