Silver Tongue

Sep 18

turing-tested:

someone come over and vibe check me

Vibe check

zombie-bull asked: Is there glitter in the mtt juice?

askfallenroyalty:

Anonymous asked: youre the first mate but the captain is kind of an idiot so you basically run the ship

rosexknight:

[video]

porko-rosso:

bongwatershots:

kitty2i:

Collaboration….

(via robustquestioner)

gomboc123:

wormunculus:

i cant believe i havent done this before

OP I hope you don’t mind…

(via aeritus)

[video]

greymichaela:

tilthat:

TIL that bananas are slightly radioactive due to certain caesium isotopes. Therefore you should never eat more than 600 bananas per second to minimze the risk of a harmful radiation dose.

via reddit.com

There goes my Friday night

so the safe number of bananas to eat is 599?

(via filibusterfroggo)

(Source: lmaonade, via stemmmm)

pressxtodavid:

unkn0wn-account:

I’ve created the perfect Pokémon.

A brave knight, his sacred blade and his noble steed

(via newbarrk)