The Gollum game is such an incredible throwback. Back in the PS2 era that type of buggy movie tie-in game was a dime a dozen & no one would’ve even noticed but by virtue of coming out in 2023, the last of its breed, it’s a king, beheld with quiet horror by all. It crashes every five minutes even on the best hardware and when apologizing for its instability the devs misspelled their own game’s name
“It looks like a PS2 game” is usually an inane insult and I guess it is if used for graphics here but in every other way? Yes, it’s exactly like something that went right into the budget racks in 2004. It captures the weird frenzy of LotR releases during the trilogy so perfectly, it’s like those ones that had the book license but not the movie one or one of the weirder spin-offs EA jammed out to exploit the license
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What I imagine @demilypyro does to find the right anime reaction
You know too much
you guys just say sentences
I mean it is sorta counter cultural to admit you’re a swifty on tumblr these days
no it isn’t. hope this helps
Do NOT keep this hidden in the tags
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- They didn’t want to sit through demeaning and bigoted religious services just for a place to sleep. (Church run food banks do this a lot too btw).
- They were late and the shelter wouldn’t let them in and voided the rest of their allowed stay bc they didn’t call and tell the shelter they couldn’t make it in before closing.
- One of the other people at the shelter got violent/threatened violence and the shelter refused to do anything about it.
- One of the SHELTER EMPLOYEES/VOLUNTEERS got violent/threatened violence and the shelter refused to do anything about it.
- The shelter refuses to disclose if allergens are in the food they’re providing saying, “This is all you’re getting, be glad for this much and thank god!”
- Shelter refused to believe person is homeless saying, “You are FAR too clean and nicely dressed!”
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pavlovs dog and schrodinger’s cat armed with chekhovs gun and occams razor to take down freud. new hit movie coming april 20th 2069
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Americans will measure in anything except the metric system
So apparently this is just this guy’s thing
Average american unwilling to measure using metric system factoid actually a statistical error. Measurements Georg who refuses to use metric system on 10,000 posts a month is an outlier and should not have been counted.
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Incredible
gaming makes you trans you heard it here first
cis people are so fucking dense
My child has been making girl avatars to represent themselves for years, so I’m sure this doesn’t mean anything about how they view themselves.
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thatwheezingsoundthetardismakes:
Every word that starts with an N should have a silent G in front. Gnorway. Gnuclear. Gnervous system. Gnipples.
At some point my brain decided based on the word knee that body parts beginning with a n sound should have a silent k (particularly the word neck) so I am against gnipples wholeheartedly, it should clearly be knipples!
How about a compromise? Gn words and kn words get switched. So now it’s gneecaps and gnowledge, but it’s also knome and Knosticism.
the problem with this is that it doesn’t account for the original dilemma, which was gnipples vs. knipples
I, for one, think it should be pnipples, like pneumonia
Okay, but what about mnipples, like ‘mnemonic’?
Gkpmnipples (pronounced “nipples”)
This is the kind of content I remain for. (and y'all provide on the regular, I love you)Female presenting gkpmnipples
what the fuck are you people doing, trying to invent neo-french?
No, we’re inventing Gkpmneo-French
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