Silver Tongue

Feb 05

thyrell:
thyrell:
just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it
2 cups vanilla extract

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:
rowenabean:
bigwordsandsharpedges2:
dangerbooze:
This guy is literally playing the violin on the accordion
he is NOT playing the violin on the accordion he is playing the WHOLE STRING ORCHESTRA on the violin this is one of my favourite classical music builds and I have no idea how he is doing it
always said to em that ya can perform an entire set of instruments on the accordion.

circlesho:

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abalidoth:

septicake:
Fun probability fact: If you press the button 100 times, there’s roughly a 1/e chance you’ll become a girl!
Fun gender fact: If you press the button 100 times, you were almost certainly a girl to begin with.

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sometransgal:

totalspiffage:
Trying to be Frankenstein help me build a monster
corpse parts
electricity
…..dick?
bolts
morally dubious science
vanilla extract
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Frankenstein’s monster is gonna have a dick that shoots vanilla extract at this rate

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Feb 04

xxtc-96xx:

he’s taking it so well

my patreon
my kofi

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isibakeoven:

The true final battle.
Reigen Arataka
Vanilla Extract
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murderbeast:

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your vanilla extract

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christs-cock:

uhm yeah we put way too much vanilla extract in your boyfriend. yeah like a bottle and a half. he’s really bitter now. he um. kinda smells nice though.

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