Silver Tongue

Feb 04

deafmic:

THIS IS…….. DECISION 2023

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It’s time for us to finally give these guys the election they always deserved. vote now on your phones

DECISION 2023

Mop

Deborah

Wretched Tooth

Rick

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wilwheaton:

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I’m an atheist. I despise evangelical christians. That said, if more christians were like this guy, I imagine there would be a lot less misery in the world.

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demilypyro:

arcadegannonenthusiast:

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What do you say you have a look at this? Tell me what you see.

A light in the darkness.

A bearded man.

A mushroom cloud.

A head on a pillow.

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Feb 03

silver-tongues-blog:

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Do you like

waffles

pancakes

french toast

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youdonot-know:

molabuddy:

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i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

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dianapocalypse:

relientk:

okay let’s bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

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celticpyro:

phoenixtawnyflower:

I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”

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thenewborndeity:

keratinh:

Ok so i watched this muted first and thought “wow. Someone had to spend so many hours in this game to get familiar enough with the physics engine to pull this trickshot off. Impressive”.

Then i watched it again with sound out of curiosity and started giggling as i realized exactly how wrong i was.

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dr-hollands:

unpretty:

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

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you heard me

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#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

@genericrevenge

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

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kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

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WHAT

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OH MY GOD

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We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

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