Silver Tongue

Jan 12

northstarfan:
meme-loving-stuck:
helish:
quantum-dragon:
The only situation where I would want to be stuck in a bunker with Romney and Cruz is where I can see the little Mormon Francophile scream at the zodiac killer
source
This is not your redemption arc, Mitty.
don’t ever forget that he’s supported tr*mp every time it’s benefited him 😌😌😌😌

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afallenwolf:

spideymoth:
partyatsanguines:
Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there.
Please! Someone make and audio version!

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

after my surgery the nurse was telling me how and when to mositurize my scars, and she said in these exact words, “whatever you do, do not let your nipples dry out.”
And all I can think about ever since is that as a gameplay tip during a video game loading screen

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ghostypeppers:

uploaded this to twitter, might as well post here too

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nicol–bolas:

ultrafacts:
Source: [x]
Click HERE for more facts!
*puts fucked up and evil ingredience in your perpetual stew*

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rojo-todd:

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snorlaxatives:

horror as a genre peaked with courage the cowardly dog… and this isn’t even hyperbolic or supposed to be funny it’s genuinely the scariest fucking thing that’s ever been created i’m still traumatized

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dankmemeuniversity:

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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