bruh my little brother got a scratch and he was all crying and i was like “oh do you want one of the bandaids i use for my shots? they have cute emojis on them” and through his tears he goes “that’s cringe” IM DEAD
“Ask the little brat if he’d rather have rubbing alcohol poured on it and sealed up with superglue instead.”
hey you fucking weirdo that’s my real life little brother .
i spent hours looking for this post because it hit me over the head repeatedly at 12:00 in the morning
One of the wildest things about the coup is how many conservatives have no knowledge of basic security culture. So you end up with videos of unmasked people basically going “My name is Shirley, I own a bait shop in Shelbyville, Missouri and I stole a laptop from a conference room.” No foresight at all.
“i 100% believe white privilege is a myth but i’m also so sure i can break the law with impunity that i’m happy to go on national television and admit i broke the law and tell you who i am.”
the wilful ignorance and absolute idiocy of these people is just STAGGERING like idefk where to start
I’m glad that we’re all on the same page that Trump being steadily banned from all of his major platforms is a largely empty gesture and a desperate attempt to save face for these companies after they spent five years ignoring or outright supporting his fascism because it was profitable to them, but at the same it’s still fucking hilarious that Trump’s been permabanned from pretty much all social media in less than a week, and we’re definitely enjoying this show
