I hate hanging out with straight guys. My shoulder’s all fuckin’ bruised because they gotta punch me on the arm like a jock instead of kissing me like a man. It’s insufferable.
I get it, bro, the rituals are intricate, but you’ve punched me like twenty times. Just hold my hand.
shapeshifters who can just turn into their animal or thing on command: kinda cool
shapeshifters who accidentally get weird nonhuman traits as they lose their grip on their emotions like get too excited or get angry or scared: really really fucking good
Member of the “Sorry, I didn’t hear what you just told me, because there are those two people talking 5 meters away, a child crying on the opposite sidewalk, and 3 cars passing by, on all of which my brain focused and put at equal volume in my ear instead of politely putting your sound first” squad
