Silver Tongue

Sep 13

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kingatticus:

[places lobster gently back into the tank]

Wrong number

mundanesalad:

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

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adurot:

Is Spider Man’s torso coming out of his crotch? Why is his thigh parallel with his spine? Did he dislocate both hips or something?

Overall less painful looking, other than that weird double/square knee thing going on, and that fact this is his what, fifth, maybe sixth love interest?

10knotes:

*realizing the irony of my inability to breathe as i laugh hysterically at the last panel*

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seorinim:

200팔 고맙습니다

Thank you for 200 follower

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v1als:

v1als:

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

then fuck the ghost you cowards

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luischocolatier:

glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

It’s a soothingpasta. Let’s make more of them

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