Silver Tongue

Feb 02

undead-potatoes:

LMAO I FUCKING KNEW IT

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oblivious-chaos:

diycraftsnmore:

Spin Art with WhiteBoard and Potter’s Wheel by Yohei Kisanuki

Oh! What a stimulating experience!!! Woohoo!!

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splodey-goat:

blasphemyisjustforyou:

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waxworm:

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adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

arborealgargoyle:

oarfjsh:

arborealgargoyle:

blondebrainpower:

Vertical koi pond feature.

can the fish CHOOSE to go in there or not?? who decided to empower them with a fish-wizards tower so that they may gaze out onto the realm of humankind????? this is too much power for any aquatic vertebrate to hold!!!

they can totally leave and swim around in the pond if they want to. this is considered a form of enrichment even, which half-answers question number 2. i can assure you though that the knowledge of the air-world they can gather from the observatory will not be used for evil nor good, as the noble quest for more pellets overshadows such trivial affairs.

what are the man-made concepts of good or evil, what is a false dichotomy, in the face of the one true power in the universe: PELLETS

fish spys

I just imagine them hanging out in there taunting the raccoons and such that visit the pond wanting to eat them.

nerdlingwrites:

openworldadventurer:

totally-original-artist:

krystal-prisms:

haropla:

vergess:

badsciencejokes:

Dude has a death wish

Delighted to announce this bird is real and is a corvid.

Truly the family that just keeps giving.

I haven’t seen it in the notes yet, so afaik, here’s the source of that video! So now you can see the funny poison bird much more clearly.

It was taken by a biologist that studies birds so it seems like he knows what he’s doing. For the most part. Here’s his caption:

You all know that he 100% licked his fingers after handling that bird

I can’t leave this in the tags, I’m sorry.

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nachosforfree:

bro do NOT get top surgery in utah

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Feb 01

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variablejabberwocky:

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slimegargoyle:

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

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