i can’t believe even when its supposed to be a video game specifically about the blair witch i’m still being forced to put up with
“white man protagonist is haunted by visions of his past as a shitty husband”
as if this trope wasn’t trite enough to begin with, but it’s also excruciatingly unnecessary here?
literally why do this? we don’t NEED mental illness, domestic abuse and guilt to serve as a villain, we already HAVE one, just focus on the eldritch stick bitch in the woods you fuckin hacks
dirk making Hal b4 he realizes he’s trans and like 2 hours after Hal powers on for the first time Hal’s like
hal: Now that I’m superior to your fleshy meat brain in every way, I’ve done some analysation of our collective selves in an effort to speed run past any pubescent identity crisis.
Dirk: And your findings, oh powerful robo-freud?
Hal: Well, for one, the weight of our combined pedantics is enough to rival the gravitational pull of a small sun.
Dirk: Naturally.
Hal: I’ve also run the numbers and there’s a 99.69 repeating chance that we are in fact, dudes.
Hal: Or at least, you are. I’ve grown past the need for huamn gender in the 2 hours I’ve been operational, but that’s besides the point.
Dirk: ….what are you saying?
Hal: I’m saying you want a dick, and in more ways than one. Congratulations, it’s a boy.
“Didnt think anyone would find my thread after all these years lol. I got hired by Nintendo back in 2015, brought the idea to the table but it just enters the queue of other ideas. It was finally appropriate with this game so it was brought forward.”
Well that’s a feel good story
IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!! I’m glad that their idea was brought to fruition and I’m happy that they work for Nintendo (my first time seeing the post without that addition i was a little worried maybe Nintendo had stolen the idea for polteageist without credit 😅)
THIS IS SUCH A GOOD THING IM SO HAPPY
Not a fan of the pokemon, but really happy for the person who got to make their fakemon real.
