Important note to all Dracula fans - Coca-Cola was invented in 1886, and the story is set in 1897. This means you can authentically hint at coca-cola in any and all fanworks set around the book’s time period.
(not that it’s very impressive, since Dracula himself wouldn’t drink it, but certainly the American suitor can!)
Van Hellsing absolutely wired on classic cocaine coca cola defeating dracula
we all know 2018 aziraphale uses a flip phone from 2003 right. we’re all clear on this
He has a very nice bakelite phone from around 1940 in the front of the shop, and a much older one in the back of the shop. They are rotary dial phones, of the kind that would need to be rewired to work with today’s exchanges. They have never been rewired and they still phone anywhere on Earth (and probably one place off Earth) perfectly.
I’m not entirely sure that he’ll ever approve of phones that aren’t wired in to the wall.
are you sure? cuz i kind of envision him being addicted to candy crush
god I strive for the confidence of asking the man who both wrote the book and ran the show if he’s sure
being autistic/adhd is also having NO voice regulation like you think you’re using your regular voice but someone tells you to keep it tf down and you’re like ??? and then other times you’re trying not to be loud and become whisper-soft and nearly tremulous whaaaat
people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY
given that it’s possible to defeat him by just relentlessly bullying the shit out of him until he’s too small to be a threat, there’s absolutely no way pennywise would survive in this day and age. the existence of fast, accessible internet and social media would end that clown’s entire career.
pennywise tries to attack a group of gen z kids but they all just film him on their phones and post the goofiest moments as a “pennywise cringe comp” on tiktok and it gets millions of views and comments within hours of publishing. the evil is defeated.
someone writes a callout and uploads it to youtube and #PennywiseIsCancelled and #PennywiseIsOverParty immediately start trending on twitter
I feel like you’re neglecting the thing that would truly stun pennywise. The clownfuckers
