it’s has been six years and I still can’t stop laughing at this
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Biggest academic flex in human history.
probably wouldn’t have solved them if he’d known they were impossible to solve
[ID: Garfield comic by Jim Davis. Panel one: Garfield the cat is chasing Odie the dog up a tree. Panel two: Garfield and Odie are both sitting on a branch. Jon, their owner, is pointing up at them and says “Odie! Dogs can’t climb trees!” Panel 3: Odie, still on the branch, looks startled, and Garfield is smiling while thinking, ‘It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do.” End ID]
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AchievementsInIgnorance
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Happy Valentine’s Day
The longer after Valentine’s Day you reblog this the funnier it gets.
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miles: dad can i please get airpods
jefferson: no
miles: but come on, everyone has them
jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?
miles:
It’s funnier if Jefferson knows and he’s doing this on purpose
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minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character on the planet and no one talks about it
im not really saying this is done on purpose but theres really a huge discrepancy between these images
@ the people in the notes saying it’s lighting, here he is compared w an in-game in-daylight pic
It’s SUPER obvious when you compare Steve’s model to Alex’s
Steve is brown and them’s the facts!
Minecraft Steve and Jesus are the most whitewashed characters on the planet
Minecraft Steve is Jesus you fool
Learning a lot today
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tumblr is an awful place full of awful people and i hate every single one of you. “mr. sandman” came on and without blinking i sang man me a sand.
Make him the cutest car door man hook hand
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No spoilers but these are actual lessons taught in the actual Steven Universe movie.
- Your romantic/platonic partner leaving you or treating you cruelly does not make you incapable of being loved or loving.
- Don’t let your fear, shame, or past pain cloud from people who genuinely care about you.
- If someone is genuinely putting in effort to be honest with you then you should not view their feelings as fake.
- Don’t take your pain out on others
- Don’t assume you or someone else’s past mistakes make you incapable of change.
- There are people who can love you you and what you do. Even if you can’t find them immediately, you probably already know them.
- Happily ever after doesn’t exist, and there is always work to be done, but that should not stop you from enjoying good opportunities and good people.
- Don’t try to make or interpret yourself or someone else as somebody that they are not.
- And most importantly:
- Hydration is important when smooching.
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