choosing where to live in america really do be like “what kind of natural disaster do you want to die in”
choose your own adventure we got earthquakes on the west coast, tornadoes in the midwest, noreasters/blizzards in new england, extreme dangerous heat in the southwest, or hurricanes in the south
i made this as a shitpost in the grasp of the flu but was a bitch wrong?
what about the pacific northwest?
dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you
dont turn your back to the ocean or it will reclaim you
Roll a D6 to find out what natural disaster destroys your city
the one person at the beach city concert who was a tourist just coming for fun and then two giant four armed ppl showed up and played guitar and some kid collapsed and also there’s a big ass lion:
and then the world ends and you get grabbed by a 6 armed giant woman to save you from some kind of pink lava
New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.
Okay now what do I name her
O’sha.
Obviously
THAT’S PERFECT
I AM ALWAYS HERE FOR QUALITY WORKPLACE SAFETY REGULATION PUNS
That’s my goddess. 👍🏻
May O’sha bless you with earplugs that are comfortable and respirators that fit perfectly.
And good steel. Always good steel.
May your steel deliveries be always on time and your rebar strong
I’m just gonna…. put this here…..
hope you don’t mind
BEAUTIFUL
*slaps a sticker of her on my hardhad and immediately get smited because stickers on hardhats can be potential safety hazards*
