Silver Tongue

Dec 12

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heath-fucking-bar-baby:

unyanizedcatboys:

chefpyro:

There’s only one gender and it’s mine, you can’t have it

*photocopies your gender for illegal use*

*pirates your gender from PiratesBay but it has Korean subtitles and is in 360p*

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furrama:

bunabi:

I love when properties last for such a long time that the merchandise gets super niche like fuck it statue of Pikachu breaking free of his marble prison

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HIM FREE HIMSELF

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neverwhere:

ritavonbees:

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Untitled Gelt Game

It’s a beautiful day in Jerusalem and you are leading the Maccabean revolt

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tiktoks-for-thiccthots:

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Dec 11

pauladrawsnstuff:
“I kinda want a coffee.
https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1
”

pauladrawsnstuff:

I kinda want a coffee. 

https://www.thebreakfastguild.com/the-breakfast-guild-book-1

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sinsays:

lets-talk-about-sects:

assassinationtipsforladies:

toffeecape:

dayst-ooc:

weaselsblaugh:

queenwhiskey:

violetvappy:

queenwhiskey:

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I wonder if this is due to tax reasons (why tomatoes are taxonomically fruit, but legally vegetable) or religious reasons (why beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent).

“Beavers are considered fish, for purposes of Lent”

If I’m being honest here, I don’t know what to do with this information.

IIRC hippos are also catholically fish.

You know what, if you can take down a hippo you deserve to eat it during lent

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This seems bs and I don’t care to go see if it is or not, I’m just amused by this rabbit hole and just: 

Instead of Hungry, Hungry Hippos- It is Hungry, Hungry Humans