Silver Tongue

Jan 03

quantumshade:

i’m obsessed with this how is it so well edited

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surprisebitch:

bunnywith:

threelegmeg:

surprisebitch:

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

here i screen capped it 

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

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pleatedjeans:

Well done.

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theriversdaughter:

minmaneth:

makingdonalddrumpfagain:

Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.

A Republican relative (whom I no longer speak to) once informed me that’s she’s conservative because she worries about her children.

I looked her dead in the eye and replied that I’m liberal because I worry about *everyone’s* children.

She looked away and changed the subject.

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mysharona1987:

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jumpingjacktrash:

art-woonz:

Art By FB: @Emiliaillustrations

Instagram: @artwoonz

THIS IS SO ADORABLE WHAT

link to the actual comic: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/zomcom/list?title_no=70195

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valen-dreth:

did the dwemer like have to solve their own stupid puzzles any time they wanted to go anywhere in their garbage cities or was that just for keeping visitors out

i imagine its the equivilent of lawn decorations. like “check out this lawn gnome i just bought” and its a dwemer centurian

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catdragonunicorn:

thestuffedalligator:

passworddots:

thestuffedalligator:

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

I had to visualize this conversation so that my soul could rest.

Okay while I’m still vibrating with joy a fun fact about this post that nobody asked for

I never chose the name Tony randomly. I specifically decided to name Dr. Mario’s husband after one of the bosses from NES Open Tournament Golf

Because I thought Mario paired well with a twink

he does pair well with a twink

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number-thirteen:

Re-watching Adventure Time is extra hilarious now with Marcy and PB’s canon relationship.

In “Go With Me”, Finn’s trying to woo PB with Marceline’s help, and Marcy’s like — let’s release two rabid wolves into her bedroom while she’s sleeping. LOLLL

If that don’t yell ex-girlfriends to you I don’t know what does.

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