wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
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You NEEDED Mermen of color on your dash, you just didn’t know it.
no I did
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As soon as Tumblr steals twitter’s “hey your friend liked this!” feature we are royally fucked. The consequences will be dire, far reaching, catastrophic
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I’m rewatching Avatar: the Last Airbender from the beginning
And one of the links I’m using is from Nick.com, where they put in fun facts about the characters and the voice actors and stuff into the episode
I’m watching “The Warriors of Kyoshi,” and there’s this scene where Zuko goes, “nice try, Avatar, but these little girls can’t save you!”
And this is the fun fact the writers put in:
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It’s been 10 years and he still doesn’t care
‘1 DECADE ago’ carries so much weight
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Expecting people to respect your autism traits is not rude.
It’s not rude to avoid eye contact.
It’s not rude to go nonverbal for a while.
It’s not rude to ask someone to leave you alone due to sensory overload.
It’s not rude to ask someone to turn down the music or lower their voice.
It’s not rude to skip a party or social gathering due to the amount of people.
Please don’t listen to the allistics who tell you otherwise. If people refuse to respect your personal needs, they are the rude ones.
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The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.
“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.
“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”
I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”
She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.
Children: #HACKED
Also if you have a crying kid give them a cup of water. You can’t cry and drink at the same time and it gives them a chance to calm down.
Tell them their going to run out of tears so they drink the water.
My mom does this at her preschool after awhile the other children start offering the crying child little cups of water.
The mental image of 20 3yos clammering to give another crying 3yo a glass of water has me on the edge of needing a glass of water
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