What’s the cancer rate like in Metropolis? I mean what with Superman just casually irradiating swaths of it at a time with his X Ray vision?
Fun fact; His heat vision was originally going to be a super powerful version of his Xray vision but they changed it to heat vision because they realized that it would cause cancer for everyone in the entire city if they did the original idea
has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes
reading this woman’s testimony moodboard
like, seriously, what the actual fuck?! these people are literally trying to murder this woman and she’s the one who feels guilty? holy christ!
Jesus Christ those people are actual fucking monsters.
this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you.
I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”
