Silver Tongue

Dec 28

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

theslowesthnery:

i feel like shit so can i show you guys my favourite minotaur statues/sculptures

warning for artistic nudity i guess

first, there’s this lovely guy

if i don’t gush over back muscles assume i am dead

then there’s this unnecessarily horny theseus and minotaur

another theseus and minotaur. theseus leave the minotaur alone challenge

nice butts and back muscles, i approve

then there’s this gorgeous lad

but my favourite is this pensive li’l guy

please look at him and his little tail and how he’s leaning on his own horn and is kinda just trying to figure things out. amazing

thank you, that’s all

wait i forgot one

“well now i’m not doing it”

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oooocleo:

ugughhguguhughghug this better look nice as a sticker… pink son

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normal-horoscopes:

normal-horoscopes:

JUST READ THAT 500 PAGE CALLOUT WRITTEN BY A 26 YEAR OLD ABOUT A 13 YEAR OLD OVER CARTOON SHIPPING DISCOURSE AND I FEEL LIKE IVE GENUINELY GAINED INSIGHT INTO THE NATURE OF MADNESS

UNDERNEATH ALL THE BUCKWILD SHIT THERES A CONCERNING UNDERCURRENT

IM NO PSYCHOLOGIST BUT I FEEL LIKE THERES A POINT WHERE OBSESSING OVER THE SEXUAL ACTIVITIES OF A 13 YEAR OLD JUST BECOMES PEDOPHILIA BY PROXY

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tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

“US intelligence officials say–” ok I automatically don’t believe what comes next

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snewpy:

dont-spoop-yourself:

aquaarising:

Okay, but don’t forget the stunning sequel

don’t forget the trilogy!

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mymagicgrandpa:

Another chapter 6 page is here!

Synopsis: Coach takes Suzie to the coast to show her something special, and to let her get to know him better.

My Magic Grandpa is a paranormal fantasy adventure that takes place in the 90s, go check it out!

Can’t post physical link or tumblr will hide these posts from searches.

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a-book-of-creatures:

allthingslinguistic:

There’s a theory that early Europeans started saying “brown one” or “honey-eater” instead of “bear” to avoid summoning them, and similarly my friend has started calling Alexa “the faceless woman” because saying her true name awakens her from her slumber

English has an avoidance register used in the presence of certain respected animals, which sounds fancy until you realize it’s spelling out w-a-l-k and t-r-e-a-t in front of the dog.

Mx. Leah Velleman on twitter

Icelandic folklore requires you avoid saying the names of evil whales, otherwise you’ll draw their attention.

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