Silver Tongue

Sep 02

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nello-spazio-infinito:

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nello-spazio-infinito:

I notice it only now but Crowley STOPS with his hand the car

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And my Italian dumbass brain thought he was thanking the driver lmao

Wait. HE WASNT THANKING HIM I

Im so fucking dumb and italian

Aren’t we all?

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I’m shook

We thank them bc nOBODY EVER FUCKING STOPS SO YOU CAN CROSS THE ROAD. So thats why we thank the ones that do.

THIS

(also during my exchange year in spain local people would be shocked if a car didn’t stop at a crosswalk and get mad at the driver and I was just?? So?? Confused?? Like what do you mean we pedestrians have the right of way?? And they would kinda look at me funny whenever I thanked them lmao)

Sjdkkfkffklflf

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if 10 horses are friends they can move the earth

Cemetary Caretaker: *is pressure washing a headstone*

Ghost: I’m going to eat your soul!

Cemetary caretaker: *unfazed blasts the ghost with the pressure washer*

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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

Judging from the context of the chapter…

We know that it’s September 2nd. I’d put it between 9:00 AM and 11:00 AM. (They have breakfast and then a free period. They have Snape’s class before their break, which was before their lunch.)

But in the UK first period typically only starts at 9 AM. So free period from around 9-10 AM and Snapes class from 10-11 AM I’d say.

Okay so 10am-11am every September 2nd is now an hour dedicated to remembering the most glorious piece of dialogue ever spoken by a fictional character

ok this just appeared on my blog with ample time for you all to prepare because apparently I stumbled across it months ago, and scheduled it to post on september first. executive function TRIUMPH!!!!!!!

Worth noting that tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the greatest burn in history

it’s that time again lads

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a couple of mine and @demon-space-bois characters as cherubs.

a couple of mine and @demon-space-bois characters as cherubs. 

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“ In 2019 we collectively rediscover and Love our Invader Zim ocs from 2009… 🤖 💜
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emerymunro:

In 2019 we collectively rediscover and Love our Invader Zim ocs from 2009… 🤖 💜

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