(npc voice) Hey, stay back! I’m warning you… wait a minute… you’re a human! Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were another one of those bots! You know, it’s dangerous for a human like you to be walking around these parts without an avatar. Here, let me loan you one of my spares.
[ You got the Jigglypuff icon! You can use this to get closer to other humans! ]
There you go, quite cute if I do say so myself. Just remember to be more careful from now on!
the funniest thing to me about this whole tumblr sexyman debate is that it’s being presented as like “tumblr veterans” who love cecil vs. these new young interlopers who love sans when like