Silver Tongue

Jan 31

telltaletypist:

hellsite-yano:

queerautism:

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Terfs really think dicks are inherently weapons of mass destruction like??? What the FUCK are u saying lmao

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PENIS BLAST

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(via newbarrk)

emperor-princess:

zerojanitor:

(npc voice) Hey, stay back! I’m warning you… wait a minute… you’re a human! Oh, thank goodness, I thought you were another one of those bots! You know, it’s dangerous for a human like you to be walking around these parts without an avatar. Here, let me loan you one of my spares.

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[ You got the Jigglypuff icon! You can use this to get closer to other humans! ]

There you go, quite cute if I do say so myself. Just remember to be more careful from now on!

A screenshot of the notes of this post. there are 5 comments from 4 different users in a row, all using the jigglypuff icon.

(via demilypyro)

its been a while since ive drawn vaud. here he is making friends with @eight-bitty

its been a while since ive drawn vaud. here he is making friends with @eight-bitty

pibblepunk:

pibblepunk:

Hey bro why did your healthbar just appear. Do you need to talk about somethin

Bro, don’t front with me. I can hear your leitmotif

(via redsephirah)

calocera:

calocera:

calocera:

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just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right

remember when someone wrote a callout post about me because of this post

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idk the exact wording but basically they said this post was “sexualizing people without their consent”

so then a king named julian would be the leader of the manwhores

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lychgate:

dagny-hashtaggart:

breadcunt:

prisonhannibal:

My favorite banned terms on this site are “suicide prevention” and “safe sex”

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

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cookinguptales:

the funniest thing to me about this whole tumblr sexyman debate is that it’s being presented as like “tumblr veterans” who love cecil vs. these new young interlopers who love sans when like

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but

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girls, girls. you’re both elderly.

(via rosexknight)

demilypyro:

Hey how many teeth is normal to have. Asking for a friend

32 is what ive always heard.

Fuck gender; classify people on whether or not they put ketchup on the side to dip fries into or if they put it directly on the fries

the-sassy-shell:

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