ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents
technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier
I can’t believe we’ve finally made it to December, thirty years after 2020 started
30 years? Feels more like 80. I feel like I’m 125 and in need of someone making sure to double tap and stake my ass next time I lay down to make sure I stay down this time. Fuck.
