Silver Tongue

Dec 23

orc-sign-language:

orc-sign-language:

I’ve systematically checked the entire multiverse over the course of my many lives, and I’m dead fucking certain this is the only reality that has dippin dots

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DIPPIN DOTS UNIVERSE COMIN IN CLUTCH BABEY

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maulan-reverie:
“babys first words!
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maulan-reverie:

babys first words!

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tikkunolamorgtfo:

the-home-kvetch:

captainlordauditor:

satorugojjo:

The inherent fucking racism/xenophobia in the “Save Christmas” rhetoric????? They imposed lockdowns twice right before Eid, countless Hindu, Jewish, Buddhist and more holidays went by in lockdown and now that its Christmas it’s somehow more important? People out there telling all of us that our holidays and religions don’t matter and we have to step up for society (which we did btw) are now going “oh no not Christmas whatever will we do??” Now that it’s YOUR holiday you finally pay attention? Fuck off. We could have been careful and ended this months ago but y’all decided to play around until it came to Christmas. The government deciding to not give a shit about Eid but decide to “protect Christmas” tells you everything you need to know.

On Rosh Hashannah it is an OBLIGATION, not a tradition, but an OBLIGATION to pray in groups of ten or more. Any other year, we must pray in person because the use of electricity is not permitted on our holy days.

I had my Rosh Hashannah alone, in my basement, through streaming. It was the first and only time my cat has gone to synagogue with me.

Christians can fucking deal like everybody else

My rabbi’s dog barked through Yom Kippur services because she saw a mailman.

We all gave up having a solemn holiday praying for our souls to stay separated and not kill someone.

Suck it up, for once in your lives!

Non-Christian people have trouble even getting the time off from work or school to observe their most holy holidays, but y’all are mad that your kids can’t cough on a mall Santa during the height of a pandemic. 

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dingodoodles:
“Thought I’d let yah know
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dingodoodles:

Thought I’d let yah know

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tardis-mind-palace:

mshep:

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Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) / Cyberpunk 2077 (2020)

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lezbianz:

hannibal really is such a funny show because like 90% of it is spent with all the characters going like “will graham has such an intricate and interesting mind…no one knows what’s going on up there but him…he is a mystery to all but one thing is for sure…he’s dangerous…” and then you cut to will who is at any given moment in time thinking about going fishing. and literally nothing else.

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melanormal:

Seeing triple A cyberpunk 2077 flop class-action-lawsuit hard with a legion of people working on it for years and getting stardew valley’s excellent 1.5 update crafted lovingly by one man in around 1 year within 7 days of each other really emphasizes just how thin the triple a game industry’s excuses for bad games are

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scretladyspidersblog:

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I mean

adhd is stored in the ass

the a in adhd stands for ass

What do the other letters stand for then?

Ass Don’t Have Dopamine

I’m sorry Mrs. Teacher, I’m trying to focus but I’m 

dummy thicc

and the clap of my a(dhd)sscheeks keeps distracting my brain 

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