takes a lot of confidence to look at a newborn baby and go oh yeah that’s a Gary
Gary is an odd name. It was completely unknown before 1929, when Gary Cooper starred in his first talkie, The Virginian. And Cooper, born Frank James Cooper, took his stage name from the city of Gary, Indiana. So it’s as if someone said, “Hey, I think I’ll change my name to Albuquerque” and people just said “okay, that’s a normal name now,” and named their kids after him for 40 years.
so there’s this adorable thing he does when he first wakes up and I was trying to catch that on cam but he tried to run off the table again and I GOT THIS INSTEAD PLS ENJOY MY SON PURRING WITH JOY
Villager: pray, why dost thou run with no pursuers?
Agnes Nutter, knowing she’ll have to put a total of 80 pounds of explosives in her petticoats and still walk normally on the day she dies: thou mustn’t be truant from leg day
