did u know being a delivery driver is the 5th most dangerous job in america? and being a cop ain’t even in the top ten?!
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BEE BOAT
cowboy bee boat
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here’s a random word generator–whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
bro you’re. you’re Death bro…
Y'know…. Not wrong
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cock
:)
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scientist 1: we have succesfully cloned mew, what shall we name it
scientist 2:
op naming the second scientist
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Damn this fucker is sexy

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight
Pearl ghostwrote this
mr krab daughter??
no the rock
dwayne????
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