Silver Tongue

Aug 23

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cake-and-roses:

ihate20xx:

longseasons:

BILLIONAIRE DOWN! WE GOT A BILLIONAIRE DOWN! 🥳🥳🥳

you guys are inhumane assholes

No, I think the man who funded fascism all across America and was rich off of the direct exploitation of his workers is the inhumane one here.

(via bloodsbane)

lesjade-moved:

jade: hey so i thought it would be fun if we painted each others nails!!

vriska: Humans put paint on their nails? What the fuck?

jade: haha no we put nail polish on our nails! we just say “painting nails” because…actually i dont know why we say that i just know we do •_•

vriska: Haha, okay, let’s do it.

*jade dumps a bunch of nail polish bottles on the ground. they both stare at them for a comically long amount of time.*

vriska: So…do you know how to do it?

jade: um…im pretty sure theres a little paint brush thingy on the inside but now that i think about it i dont think id be too good at actually painting nails :/ id probably just get it everywhere

vriska: Oh. *she sits down and opens one of the bottles* Do you think I could drink this?

jade: what?? no way, its toxic-

vriska: Jade, I’m god tier.

jade: oh, yeah.

vriska: So…should I?

jade: definitely

(via newbarrk)

uncle-cucky:

GUILTY

So, I’m kind of in love with this one publicity photo of Carole Lombard and just really wanted to reference it. \[V|I|V]/

catsnuggler:

useless-swedenfacts:

tsukino-png:

i just saw a picture saying “dø or die” and it literally translates to die or die

#do u want to die in danish or english

*Hamlet sweats nervously*

(Source: cherryfrq, via thedenofravenpuff)

thepeoplesmanifesto:

Schools: don’t teach those skills anymore

Stuff: is made to not be repairable

Tools & Materials: are priced as a luxury

Working Hours: have expanded to take up a lot of people’s whole day and weekends

Wages: have stagnated so that everyone has to work full time

“News” media: Your dad is better at DIY than you, ya dick!

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via thescyfychannel)

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trans-dolphin:

Alright, who allowed minecraft bees to be this chonky?

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