Silver Tongue

Aug 22

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femmeaziraphale:

shut up aziraphale’s true form is scary as fuck NOT because it’s not cool but because crowley will be getting milk from the fridge in the middle of the night and he’ll look left and it’s just hundreds of glowing eyes awakening from the depths of the hallway and a disembodied voice is like “my dear boy this is the final time you drink straight from the carton

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thefloatingstone:

thivus:

canape-official:

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Imagine a world where Disney didn’t own every fucking thing

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femmeaziraphale:

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For example

femmeaziraphale:

Desire paths are just the best human invention because cities will spend millions on sidewalks and yet. Our little foraging brains will think ‘too far cut thru grass for food’ and others will be like ‘other human have good idea. I follow’ until there’s a beaten path when there’s perfectly acceptable sidewalks to either side

(Source: thenyandalorian, via gearholder)

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sympolite:

sympolite:

…i think i finally know what constitutes platonic bdsm.

so, before i begin explaining, have any of you ever watched Jackass?

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luxwing:

tuesdaey:

benepla-deactivated20200506:

strangerwithtea:

wyldbabey:

strangerwithtea:

visasmarr:

the-nerdy-aspie:

vamprisms:

the-nerdy-aspie:

vamprisms:

butterflyperspective:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

vamprisms:

making a good superhero is first and foremost about making him a good dad

superheroism is a dichotomy. you are either a good dad or you. are baby.

actually it’s more like this

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So why isn’t iron man in the top left???

can’t believe i forgot him so embarrassed 😔

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Fuck you. Tony Stark is not a fucking war criminal and is an actual father and father figure. Fuck you you ugly fucking bitch.

anyway…. tony stark’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom

So you’re a TERF.

Ugly on the inside and out.

Speaking as a woman and a lesbian kiss my ass you ugly fucking bitch.

by the order of the jarl, stop right there. 

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you have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?

Don’t even give the TERF a defense, just skip to the “Time to cleanse the empire of its filth” and run them through with a sword.

can u thundercunts learn what the fuck TERF means

Vamprisms: I hate tony stark.

the-nerdy-aspie: fuck you (I agree, a little harsh on the get-go)

Vamprisms: That thing which I said I hated, I am now going to associate strongly with a gender-neutral bathroom. Implying HEAVILY that I also hate gender neutral bathrooms, in a discussion where gender neutral bathrooms had not been present before.

Not a big fuckin leap, asshole.

bro it’s a general neutral bathroom because anyone can piss on his grave

good post guys

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anypony in this thread smoke weed?

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vergi1ius:

You missed the best part: “Since everything in the US, including its government, seems to be for sale, we’d love to buy it.”

an0rdinaryhero:

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As a voting citizen and representative of The United States I APPROVE THIS DEAL!!!!

i for one welcome our new danish overlords

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italian-shitstorm:

italian-shitstorm:

Hey so I know there is so much bad stuff going on rn with the Amazon and people trying to use the Spiderman stuff to take attention away from it, but over the past week The Florida Aquarium in Tampa has been able to successfully help coral reproduce in a lab. Which is amazing news because this ciuld literally help our oceans with the rising temperatures and bleaching of the corals. This could help bring back native corals and help our oceans thrive again.

A link for anyone interested in reading about it!

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