A Kenku who paid someone to read the entire dictionary out loud and can now speak perfectly but their voice is completely monotone.
A Kenku who paid someone to say every phoneme in a bunch of different pitches and can now speak perfectly but their voice is Hatsune Miku
hatsune kenku
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We have comfort characters, hatred characters, but what about just Cheeky Bastard characters,
Someone you know that is not good, but you can’t stay mad at em at all,
Who you got?
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If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu…. you have caught me….
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Christmas Season ❄️
Addicted to that crack coalcaine
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unknowingly-inactive-deactivate:
Found this here:
You are born with the names of everyone you will never meet on your skin
You break into a serial killers home
Omega secrete pheromones that repel alphas
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flym:
16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
I gently propose to @suzannart
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