Silver Tongue

Dec 16

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Anonymous asked: Teeth aren't actually bones, they are made of keratin. Basically, they are finger/to nails.

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

shut up nerd teeth are bones

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another nerd to add to my locker collection

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in you go

fluffysheeps:
“Cotton candy 🐑✨
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fluffysheeps:

Cotton candy 🐑✨

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princesshamlet:

yeah i have impostor syndrome *kills you in electrical*

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thyrell:

thyrell:

my least favorite genre of posts rn is when people are like

“why is (group of people) talking about (positive or easy to digest thing) but not (related, horrifying violent event)??” “you know why”

there’s a reason people talk about elliot page coming out more than they talk about the latest transphobic hate group in britain. there’s a reason people talk about how to spot and avoid antisemitic memes more than they talk about your list of hate crimes committed on hannukah. its not because they don’t care about those issues, it’s because humans literally aren’t equipped to handle the sheer amount of horror we’re subjected to every day. don’t guilt people for that.

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nurse-peach:

nurse-peach:

averybabery:

nurse-peach:

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

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i was warned and i didnt listen

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raionmimi:

raionmimi:

Just overheard two teenaged boys at the front door of their friend’s house. One was on the phone and gently said, “Oh, did you just wake up?” And the other one yelled “OPEN UP, FUCKNUGGET!” while slamming his hand on the door. I gotta say I love the friendship dynamic

I can’t believe I forgot to mention that the guy who lived there answered the door while wrapped up in his blanket, and it was way past noon at the time, which really sold the entire interaction as a whole

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