Silver Tongue

Dec 16

dasebeleren:

dasebeleren:

*dumps a bucket of ice water on your head*

sorry dude but you were yearning again

*bonks you with a comically large mallet*

bro you gotta stop all the pining

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koshercosplay:

it’s time for chanukah ratings! that’s right folks, here are my definitive and highly scientific ratings of various chanukah-related decorations and memorabilia I’ve found on the internet

starting off strong, we’ve got a demon-summoning menorah cake from walmart. it feels vaguely appropriate for this year considering the drama in the spn fandom right now. the wobbly menorah arms are a safety hazard. 5/10 not osha compliant.

this feels offensive and yet I instinctively feel a connection to him. I didn’t need or want zeidy santa in my life but now that he’s here I want him to pinch my cheek and give me a hug. 6.5/10 I took off points for that god awful tea cozy kippah

wreaths are not our thing. that’s your thing. stop putting our things with your thing. 5/10 at least it’s pretty

this is technically a yom kippur decoration but it has menorahs on it so it counts. it also has a shofar. what holiday is this celebrating? nobody knows. it’s schrodingers holiday. 8/10 I want to hang it up in my apartment and laugh at it

this is definitely offensive. stop it. he’s holding a lit candle like he’s gonna throw it at a dart board. there’s also an actual candle sticking out of his chest. 1/10 somebody free this poor chassid from the clutches of christian normativity.

these socks are christmas cosplaying as chanukah. problem is, I absolutely would buy and wear them. 7.5/10 what do matzah balls have to do with chanukah

oh god. oh no. please stop. a messianic made this I just know it. -493028282928/10 I hate it put it back

wholesome. simple. not trying to pretend it’s jewish christmas. makes me want chocolate. 10/10 would purchase

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binding-with-briars:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

eitheryouskateoryoudie:

trans-pureblood:

deathtokillian:

Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows

Remember:

I saw a guy with like a foot tall mohawk pull over to help someone with car troubles and literally thought “nothing is more punk than helping people” because of this post. Fuck yeah.

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potoobrigham:

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powermonk:

fucking xavier renegade angel-ass game lol

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adamsgotfixations:

They’re Insaney,, 🥺

☆彡 Yakko, Wakko, and Dot Warner Kin Pride Flags! ☆彡

( Please Reblog and Credit if you use these btw! )

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adurot:

gunrunnersarsenal:

notgreengardens:

spacejellyfish3:

foodie-semi-evil-witch:

alien-antelope-actopus:

dambass:

the-macra:

THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

I think a couple other things also really help:

• Everyone on tumblr has the option to remain anonymous. At no point when creating a blog does tumblr ask for personal information (other users might, but that’s different)
• The tag system is perfectly designed for op’s point. Making it so that all the tags you add to a post disappear when someone reblogs it from you is crucial. On twitter, I always feel as though I have to have something important to say if I respond to a tweet. On tumblr I can put whatever the fuck I want in the tags and like maybe 3 people will see it before it is lost forever.
• There’s no verification, no ad revenue, no pressure by the platform to keep creating. This really takes the stress of social media away from this platform and makes it so that communities can organically form. Similarly, corporations have NO platform on tumblr cause there aren’t reliable ways to advertise on this site.

Follower count is not public information unless it’s voluntarily shared. So ‘popular’ users feel more like down to earth fellow human beings who happen to have good content who actually engages with their audience instead of a celebrity who’s unreachable.

Also we don’t use the verify symbol

Yup.

im posting and reblogging for over 9 years now from this blog now and tops 2 ppl see the shit i comment on….

Who’s the other one?

gunsandfireandshit:

alexiascylding:

Shrek is historically and culturally significant. People’s eyes are finally opening

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